It's a third language for me, but I have learned it from a young age...the perks of coming from a wealthy family. I have learned slang from many of the others in the modeling business.
Or maybe you are after something you know that you can't have. There's always an appeal to someone like that.
I do not believe that we have ever met. I believe I saw some of your 'calligraphic' work, though. ;)