My best friend was an angel. Pulled me out of Hell. I went back in again on my own. More than once. I fucking hate Heaven. Nothing but great big bags of dicks up there. They can have it.
I've never officially been a police officer, but I have acted the part. I've also played a medical examiner, coroner, FBI agent, Homeland Security, game warden, park service officer, CIA, and, oh yeah, priest. I did that too. All in the name of catching the big bads who go bump the night even if no one believes they exist.
I can honestly say I've only done as much desk stuff as absolutely necessary to bag my kills. The rest of it? I leave to someone smarter than me.