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Tweak says, "What, and YOU'RE so smart?"

goldandjewels (goldandjewels) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-22 21:36:00

Entry tags:

hades, hazel levesque, killian jones (captain hook), regina mills (evil queen)

Filtered to Hades, Regina, and Killian

Does introducing everyone on here count as true introductions? ~~We don't have to do awkward in person introductions where I awkwardly try to figure out what to say, do we?~~

Dad, meet Killian and Regina. Regina and Killian, meet my dad.

~~There! I introduced you?~~ Regina's helping me with the magic or abilities. I don't know what to call them. Killian knows how to fight with swords and has a boat. ~~Nothing weird is happening here~~

Umm...but yeah. I don't really know what else to say.

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	underworldly 2016-06-22 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	~~Who the fuck--~~ Your demigod abilities, you mean. And you're also learning to fight with swords? How long have you been sneaking off to meet strangers from the internet without telling me? I also hope this won't become a regular thing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'm telling you now. And yes. Those. Yes. I have a spatha, so why not be able to fight with it? No promises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	No promises about not being grounded until you're forty, if you don't learn to be more communicative then. I just want to know who you're with and where you are, Hazel. That's all. I'm sure these people are aware that if something happens to you when you're with them, I will strangle them with their own intestines. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	~~Will you even~~ Can you not threaten people? That would probably help things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	That's not a threat, ~~it's a promise~~, it's a statement. If they're good people then they're good people and understand I'm just protecting my daughter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	~~I know a threat when I see one~~ I have cursed riches and a sword. What else is there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'll always want to protect you. You could be shitting swords and cursed riches, doesn't matter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I think even I would be concerned then. There are places swords should not be. Or riches. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	You know what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Dream me only had me to rely on, so I guess I shouldn't argue too much. I mean, obviously the rest of the Fifth Cohort, but...you know. I still don't want to have to depend on other people to keep me safe all the time. Hence making sure I know what I'm doing so I can do it sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	You're going to be great at all that, Hazel. Even with you keeping yourself safe, you can still always count on me to be in your corner at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Which is why you get points and dream!Dad gets negative points. He's in the red. Did I mention about the tunnels? I forget who I tell things to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I also want you to take time to be a kid too, since you don't have to be a demigod soldier here and be pressured into it, but. What tunnels? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	I have been a kid. Sort of. ~~If you ignore all the~~ I know I don't have to feel pressured. I just want to have a handle on everything. Oh. I can sense underground tunnels now. I haven't tried anything outside of that, but I was able to navigate them in the dreams and tell if they were caved in! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	You'll get there, and I'll keep racking up points so I don't go in the red. That's pretty handy, Hazel. I'm proud of you here and if imposter me there isn't then he's an idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	If you go in the red, I'm disowning you and becoming a warrior princess. I thought so. Can you imagine the rescue efforts? I mean, not that I am rescuing people, but I could. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	regally 2016-06-22 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	~~Hazel, this is awkward--~~ No weird intentions, I promise. Hazel had some trouble at first with her newfound skills and was still figuring them out. I was helping any way I could. Being her age is tough enough and then this is thrown into the mix. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm aware it's tough. ~~It's also tough when you're an adult~~ I just want to know what's going on with my kid, that's all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-06-22 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	That's fair. I wasn't aware that you knew, or had the same affliction - if anything I was going to let her handle that ball in her court. Considering the strange circumstances. Killian's also mine. We're a pair, and I can vouch for him. It's good she has you. Adjustments are much easier when a parent understands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	I have...similar afflictions, we could say. Mine are newer than hers are, but anyway. If she's getting help with them, then I won't protest. I want her to develop her abilities safely and learn to harness them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-06-22 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hazel's got a safe place to practice whenever she likes, I don't mind helping. But with you, let me guess: God of Death? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that's me. Hades, Lord of the Dead, how you doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-06-22 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	I dreamt of a version of you. You were almost my brother-in-law ~~before my sister killed you~~, though I don't know if you'll ever be stuck witnessing that. How's godhood treating you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds...intriguing. Brother-in-law like you married one of my brothers or I married one of your siblings? Eh. It's slow-going but I'm sure I'm in for more surprises the more things unfold. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-06-22 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	You had a thing with my sister, the Wicked Witch of the West. It didn't end well. Surprises and hardships, I'm sure, but if you ever need anything the extension goes to you too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Wicked Witch of the West - was she green? Because what the fuck. Oh, no doubt. But thanks ~~I'm not good at--~~, it's appreciated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-06-22 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Green as envy. You two were an interesting power couple until you weren't. It's no trouble. Not sure what I can offer a god. You have the omnipotence thing going on, or at least will have it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds tragic. I guess our love wasn't meant to be. Probably eventually. Or at least, domain over the Underworld - great vacation getaway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-06-22 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	If you never dream it yourself, I'll tell you the tragic love story one day. Over very expensive wine. I'm curious to see what your Underworld's like and if it's anything like the ones I've visited it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I won't say no to wine. And tragic love stories, with green ladies. When I get access, I'll give you a VIP pass if you're that curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-06-22 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	I hope your tastes are more sane here. As long as its for visitation purposes and no trapping happens. I'll raise my own hell and make yours look like Disney. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing much is sane about love anyway though, right? As tempting as it sounds to trap people and build up a bank of souls for some reason, I think I'll pass. I can't picture a version of me that would ever like spending eternity ruling the Underworld. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-06-22 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	You've a point, but my sister's a special brand of absolute batshit. You've never been to Oz in Kentucky and had a strange encounter with a woman named Zelena, have you? Holds true to the Hades I'm familiar with. An immortal life in a world of decay would make anyone lose it a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-06-22 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. I think I'd have remembered a Zelena, so we're both safe. Oh yeah. Definitely a little. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	plunder 2016-06-22 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	It's a ship, my lady Hazel. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry. He has a ship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-06-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	And she's beautiful, though not as beautiful as Regina. I should add. I also don't blame your father for worrying - it's all out of love, I'm sure. Mine sold me into slavery in the dreams and drank himself to death here so I never had such things. It's good that you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goldandjewels
2016-06-22 10:46 pm UTC (link)

I get them here. I've only met my dad once in the dreams, but I don't think I even really knew he was my dad then. ~~Sometimes I wonder if one day he's going to stop caring like the gods seem to be~~ ~~They don't really visit often. I'm not really looking for distant relationships with my parents, but then I don't see Mom that often, but that's just because of~~

I'm sorry about your dad, though.

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	plunder 2016-06-22 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps things will improve, your dreams are still going on. But even if they don't, it's obvious he loves you here and that's what matters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldandjewels 2016-06-22 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. I've already told him if it changes, I'm becoming a warrior princess and leaving him behind, but I don't think that's going to happen. I'm also not sure Cesare would forgive me if I left. Cesare is my brother's dog. (Reply to this) (Parent)