We are two peas in a villainous fairytale pod. Oh, well, let's see. It involved traveling back in time with my dream ladyfriend, and we had to crash a ball. So she told the royals I was Prince Charles and she was Princess Leia. Not a very good liar, that one.
Hell was a level downward, though if Hades was feeling particularly sadistic he'd certainly make you wish you were there. Prison worlds sound just as awful.