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Kitiara Uth Matar ([info]dark_lady) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2016-06-02 09:24:00

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Entry tags:isabela, kitiara uth matar, raistlin majere, revy, touya kinomoto

My brother and his friend dream of magic, swordplay, and dragons. I, on the other hand, get to dream of being eight years old and watching the midwife deliver my little brothers.

If my dreams consist of nothing but rubbing the feet of newborn children all night, I will scream.


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[info]twohands
2016-06-02 03:31 pm UTC (link)
you'll get your 'what the fuck is this' and 'fuck this, fuck everything' moments. patience, bitch.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-02 03:40 pm UTC (link)
I have already raised my brothers in one reality. I have no desire to do it in another.

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[info]twohands
2016-06-02 03:46 pm UTC (link)
didn't know you had that kind of mothering instinct, kitten. or that you were that fucking old.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-02 04:09 pm UTC (link)
I don't and I am not. When you have a mother like ours, however, someone needs to step up and do what needs to be done.

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[info]twohands
2016-06-02 04:14 pm UTC (link)
you're old, shut up. they turn out okay after you beat the discipline into them?

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-02 04:20 pm UTC (link)
You're only as old as you feel, Two Hands. Not to sound sappy, but they have turned out to be the best brothers a girl could ask for. No doubt they owe it all to me.

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[info]twohands
2016-06-02 04:24 pm UTC (link)
how fucking sweet, and pretentious. i bet they've got some stories about you though.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-03 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Not ones they'd share if they knew what was good for them.

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[info]twohands
2016-06-03 07:23 pm UTC (link)
you'll have to introduce me to these little shits one day. maybe for a game of pool and booze.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-04 01:25 am UTC (link)
The sociable one doesn't actually live here, but I'm sure I can convince Raistlin to come out one night.

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-02 03:32 pm UTC (link)
I have to admit, I find that rather amusing, Kit.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-02 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't push your luck, Raistlin. I'm annoyed enough with you as it is. It was your feet I was forced to stay up rubbing.

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-03 03:11 am UTC (link)
Don't be annoyed with me because you were rubbing my baby feet in your dreams.

Now that I have said that aloud, it is weird and creepy. Stop it.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-03 02:02 pm UTC (link)
If I could stop dreaming about it, you'd better believe I would do it in a heartbeat.

I really hope I never dream of it again though, because now it's weird.

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-04 03:44 am UTC (link)
Very weird.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-04 02:41 pm UTC (link)
By the way, what would you say to going out and having some drinks with me and a friend?

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-04 06:07 pm UTC (link)
That depends. Where are we going and which friend?

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-04 07:47 pm UTC (link)
An old friend of mine from when I was living in New York, Revy. I imagine it would most likely be somewhere cheap.

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-05 03:41 am UTC (link)
I assume she's here, then. Lucky her.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-05 04:17 am UTC (link)
Now now Raistlin, there are worse places than southern California.

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-06 12:04 am UTC (link)
Yes, yes, Kitiara.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-06 12:06 am UTC (link)
Is that a yes then?

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-06 12:10 am UTC (link)
Yes, Kit. I'll take the time to meet your friend and have a drink.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-06 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh good. That makes things so much easier.

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-07 02:04 am UTC (link)
That makes what so much easier?

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-07 02:07 am UTC (link)
You don't honestly think I would have taken no as an answer, do you?

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-07 02:13 am UTC (link)
No, I honestly do not. Acquiescing is a lot easier for me as well.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-08 07:26 pm UTC (link)
And that's why I've always called you one of the smartest people I know.

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-13 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Well, I am that.

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[info]rivaini
2016-06-02 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Funny, I dream of all those things too! Just not the baby delivery, that sounds like a bloody nightmare.

But it'll get better! Or worse, depending.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-02 03:43 pm UTC (link)
It was a nightmare. I was hoping after 30 I'd never have to hold another baby again.

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[info]rivaini
2016-06-02 03:46 pm UTC (link)
I hope those little shits didn't pee on you or anything. But Maker, no, I've never even held a baby before. Hawke just became a godfather but I'm too apprehensive to do anything besides watch him change nappies from a safe distance.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-02 04:12 pm UTC (link)
I'll take being pissed on by a baby over being shat on by one. I envy you, though perhaps not your Hawke fellow. Children are disgusting little things.

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[info]rivaini
2016-06-02 04:13 pm UTC (link)
It's green shit too, I don't know how they manage shits of all different colours.

Do you need a drink, to cope with the nightmare?

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-02 04:22 pm UTC (link)
And yellow. It's like a disgusting rancid rainbow shooting from their ass sometimes.

A drink would be a start.

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[info]rivaini
2016-06-02 04:28 pm UTC (link)
A rancid rainbow! How very true. You've a way with words, love.

That I can do. Though I've got to say, it's impressive how you stepped up to care for those helpless little humans the way you did.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-03 02:03 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, Bela.

Well, you know. They're my brothers. It's kind of in the job description to take care of them.

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[info]rivaini
2016-06-03 02:13 pm UTC (link)
That's actually a bit sweet. My sisters wouldn't have bothered, even if I do happen to be the oldest.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-03 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Yes, well, I also knew if I took care of them then that I'd have a lifetime of having two brothers who owed me to collect on.

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[info]rivaini
2016-06-03 02:53 pm UTC (link)
Oh, there you go, an opportunist! Nothing wrong with that at all. ;)

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-03 05:24 pm UTC (link)
What's family if not people who you can call upon when you need them?

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[info]rivaini
2016-06-03 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Not much of a family at all. And they don't even have to be blood either, I've found, to be family in the long run.

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-04 01:24 am UTC (link)
No. I have to say I'm much closer to some of the women back home than I've ever been with most of my actual family.

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[info]heykaiju
2016-06-02 05:16 pm UTC (link)
I think I'm glad most of my dreams revolve around working instead...

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[info]dark_lady
2016-06-03 02:04 pm UTC (link)
I don't suppose you'd be interested in a trade.

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