I can't think of any other way you'd stay on. It ain't like they got hair like horses do that you can cling on to. But there'd be a market for it if terrifying hippos became a real thing. ... Or something.
Yeah, I wouldn't either. I thought they like, only ate plants and shit. But I think they're like, onea the most dangerous animals in Africa? Oh, also, apparently deer kill a ton of people too. Goes to prove that vegetarians can't be trusted.