Oh I suppose, let me look at it closely...fine print?
"You may throw whatever you like at your husband but he is free to do the following:
- drink copious amounts - smoke copious amounts - sexy times in copious amounts - shoot things. copiously. - use exceedingly foul language - and otherwise act like a horrible bastard every day, all day long
Failure to comply with this legally binding document will result in your husband having to be paid back in meals consisting of copious buckets of scotch and cooked cow. And perhaps whatever else he should so desire, according to his whims at any given moment."
I quite like our marriage certificate. I think it's worded quite nicely if all you get to do is throw things at me.