[Private to Orange County PD Employees] Good afternoon. For those of you who haven't met me yet, my name is Nancy Drew. I'm the department's new part time criminal profiler. Nice to meet all of you.
So I've been following the network and everyone - including me - is mentioning these dreams. Do we have any idea what is causing them? Becuase something this widespread, it could be something in the water? There were PCP experiments back at Columbia University in the 1970s. Do we have any idea what is going on? Someone has to be looking into this, right? This absolutely counts as a public health issue. [/private]
[Private to any other Trained Psychologists In town] Hi. My name is Nancy Drew. I thought I'd reach out to see who else in town is a psychologist. Given what I'm hearing, I think we should talk... [/private]
ADDED LATER: So I'm looking for a good parasol. Any ideas?