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I've got a few ideas. Alarm clocks strategically hidden in his room to go off at random times, candy apples that are really onions (you know he'll bite into it), a bouillon cube in the shower head so he gets sprayed with soup, cheese in the radiator so he'll be wondering about the smell for weeks. Things like that.
Everyone's bloody dying. One of Hawke's friends met the Grim Reaper and so soon after his mum, it's just a lot.