I'm not sure everyone else would agree with me since most of the information I have so far is "gladiators were allergic to shirts". There's a lot missing from the stories since for some reason no one felt the need to write down a lot about a slave revolt, or the records were lost. There wasn't anything about me, I'm third slave from the left it seems.
I can imagine. Do elves often have to make campfires?
The chupacabra is the goat vampire, right? I'll keep an eye out for some dead goats.