As hilarious as that would likely be, Flint and Sturm are insufferable enough. Don't make them any more miserable to be around.
Perhaps. He didn't seem all that interested in doing a walk-through when we moved in, else we could have pointed out that dead rat to him. Also all the water damage in the ceiling and the mildew in the bathroom. I think we can make a fairly good case that the scortch marks were always there.