Dream me definitely has a more interesting life than me, but I'm pretty excited about the dreams. But also...I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST BUGS! I was being chased by a cockroach and it was terrifying and Buttercup was trying to help me kill it while I mostly flew and screamed and Blossom was telling us to stop trying to kill bugs because the Professor said that we shouldn't kill them. But cockroaches cannot be trusted. Neither can pretty much any bug that's not a butterfly. Of course then the Professor grossed us out and get super weird about the bugs and set the cockroach free.
In the universe of terrible ideas, this was a pretty terrible plan. There were cockroaches everywhere!!!!!!
Well, I definitely hung up on the Mayor twice because I didn't want to fight the bugs, but that did not last. Blossom made us do it anyway. Then she caught them all in a giant jar, which worked for a while. Only this strange guy was shouting about how he hated humans and was going to ruin them. Then he formed a giant bug made out of bugs and we got caught in there for a moment and it was so gross.
But it turned out that the man was actually a robot with a cockroach inside. I tried to squish him and I was stopped and then the Professor killed a spider. I smell hypocrisy.
Then I had another dream where these guys tried to rob the bank and we caught them. And they tried to rob the jewelry store and we were there and fought them. Then they tried to rob the Mayor and we stopped them again. Basically we're really amazing superheroes. Who would try to steal a priceless one of a kind porcelain poodle? Then it broke anyway.
Basically they pretended to be us and stole a lot of things and were really terrible, but how in the heck did anyone think they were us? They had beards and were really hairy. We got arrested for what they did. Who puts five year olds in jail? I cried a lot We broke out of prison anyway and then fought our opposites. My counterpart threw knives at me. At a five year old.
Naturally we won and the Mayor tried to pretend he knew it wasn't us all along.
There's more, but...I've already rambled on enough, honestly. I also woke up to an octopus stuffed animal named Octi (I'm clearly a very creative five year old)