I'm preeeeetty sure in your case, you were just so fertile not even birth control could stop it. That's your magic power, Neal, don't let that fairytale bullshit tell you otherwise.
Awkward with the gap that spans three decades, suuure, but her parents dodged the whole argument of who gets the better toys or the top bunk? My sister almost took my eye out for taking her Polly Pocket. It gets vicious, having a sibling close in age.