Well, I won't be having any more dreams from here on out. I guess that might be seen as a good thing.
I've been seeing a lot of new faces, so I'm going to mention that in addition to teaching spinning at [name of gym], I teach self-defense at the women's shelter at [address]. You're welcome at either class. I understand that this place has a way of making people nervous about their well-being. You might want to be extra sure of your ability to defend yourself.