Oh no, I'm completely insane. I just got paperwork to say I acknowledge the fact and a psychiatrist says they've seen me. My official diagnosis states I suffer from a disconnection from reality which renders my viewpoint on all things 'moral' and-slash-or 'legal' unique.
Basically? It's a get out of jail free card.
Oh. Well, you still need better grooming to hit the A-List. I know a great barber who doesn't make me homicidal at all which is an incredible recommendation.