Keep your phone by you in case you gotta call 911. Just tell them you're suddenly allergic to water? Even if your body's supposed to be mostly made of water. I dunno. Science.
We're gnawing on some empanada things a friend brought over, so keep it comin'! He usually does the cooking because if it were me I'd poison us dead, but he ain't got time for dat right now. Otherwise it'd just be cereal and toast.