I know. Trust me. I know. I look at your mom and I just see Mrs. Salvatore, but dream me see's Lily-Who-Has-Bad-Taste-In-Men-I-Can-Change-That-You-Make-Me-Tingle-Salvatore.
It's unnerving bro.
Though, to be honest, I'd totally hit on your mom just to piss off your old man. He doesn't deserve her.