As I'm coming to learn. And they can all go to hell as far as I'm concerned.
Did you? I have to admit I'm a little surprised a free wheeling person like you would get herself into that kind of situation. But judging by the threat of eye gouging, it sounds as though you like this individual. So, good for you. We'll drink instead. A toast to gremlin death and monogamy.
You're not an awful person, Bela. Unique. Not awful.