Vehicular manslaughter via bus would be instantaneous, wouldn't it? Meanwhile your other option is to breathe in prehistoric feces and choke on it for a bit until it all gives out. And your last thoughts would be 'there is shit in my mouth.'
Oh, like I'd bloody know. Most likely a shape shifter of sorts. I would almost consider her attractive if she didn't have the ability to pick at her teeth with my vertebrae.