I was wondering why we hung out so much. It makes perfect sense now. We balance each other - I make you not act like a grumpy old man, and you make me act like a responsible adult. Most of the time.
Somebody told me about this woman on here who's got a line of shoes so I'm going to keep an eye out for anybody talking about that. If I can find her - I'm so taking one of your suggestions. Or both.
Just to make sure it really sinks in what her actions caused.