God, I sure as hell hope not. Though if I'm to get technical, I'm also technically you're step-grandmother. It's tempting to get intoxicated and try to map out our entire family tree to make sure we're not kissing a cousin.
There's plenty of things I haven't told you yet. Not about me, specifically, but just all the nasty turns the dreams do take. I won't say anything unless you want to be spoiled. Some people prefer to see the clusterfuck unfold themselves.