It's pretty close to the one one of my exes gave me. It's not you, it's me. I just don't think this friendship is going to work out. I need to focus on my career right now.
Eh, dad's have to be proud. It's in the job description. But good for you, Veronica! What were you thinking of?
Both of whom are exactly my type, but I doubt I'll ever have a chance with either of them. Siggghhhh.