The only sort of quarrel I got myself into is some fraternity chump getting insecure about how his 'girlfriend' was undressing me with her eyes. Flattering, but no. I think after he saw my feminine mannerisms he thought I was of the fabulous male variety.
He would be the one hospitalized from walking in heels, wouldn't he? Most men experienced the good parts of being a woman. Lucky none of them ever get to experience childbirth.