Not enough caffeine exists in the world to deal with a Monday, and especially not a Philosophical Monday. But while we're on topic I'd say to an extent, some of it's rigged, but we have wiggle room to change its course.
Unless you're from the Enchanted Forest and everything's fucked up because of some godlike author who wrote things depending on his mood, but that's only there and not here.
Gratitude goes both ways. I'll make sure your clothes are all laundered to remove my masculine scent.