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Scott Lang didn't pick the name. (ruinsmoments) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-09-06 15:45:00

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scott lang (ant-man)

These dreams took a way unexpected turn. I broke into some old house to steal what we thought was going to be hoards of valuables locked in safe. Instead there was just this weird, albeit sort of rad, looking suit. So I snatched it up and took it home. Then after trying on said suit, I pressed these buttons on it and I shrank? Not even just a little bit but a lot of bit. I was legitimately ant sized.

Then some guy starts talking to me and I don't know where the hell he even is, but after surviving almost being washed down a drain, a rave, a mouse, and a vacuum cleaner, I'm thinking hell no. So I took it back to the place I stole it from ~~and got arrested~~.

PS the suit and helmet were hanging out on my kitchen table when I woke up this morning.

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	completelysane 2015-09-12 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Asks the guy who shrank to the size of an ant and survived being washed down the drain, a mouse, a vacuum and a rave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ruinsmoments 2015-09-22 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Valid point, sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	completelysane 2015-09-29 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	So, uh, did you figure out how to get normal sized again, or are you small forever now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ruinsmoments 2015-10-01 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Yeah, no, Scott is human size. Scott is never going to be little again. Though, not gonna lie, I wish I had the rest of the costume so I could try it out in real life. If that would even work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	completelysane 2015-10-01 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Good, because it'd suck if you were stuck the size of mouse food. Wait...you have a part of it here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ruinsmoments 2015-10-02 05:32 am UTC (link)
	I have the main suit and the helmet. But not the bits that actually make it go tiny. I'm not sure I'd want to do it without the full suit anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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