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Scott Lang didn't pick the name. ([info]ruinsmoments) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2015-08-29 14:03:00

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Entry tags:groot, janet van dyne (the wasp), scott lang (ant-man)

That sad, sad moment when your dream self is a grown man, with a very good degree and skill set, and you have to watch yourself get fired (not fried) from Baskin Robbins. Baskin Robbins.

I worry about Dream Scott.


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[info]completelysane
2015-08-29 08:10 pm UTC (link)
"Fried" or "fired"? Those are two completely different concepts. One of which being way more funnier than the other.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-29 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Okay, see, the tomfoolery thing really screwed me up.

Also getting let go from Baskin Robbins in any reality is really distressing.

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[info]completelysane
2015-08-29 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Aw, man, you should have ran with that. Being fried at Baskin Robbins would have made one hell of a story.

How do you get fired from an ice cream place anyway?

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-29 08:17 pm UTC (link)
I sort of have a criminal record in the dreams, and no one likes to hire ex-cons. So in a time of desperation I lied about it on my application and they found out.

I got a free mango fruit blast out of it.

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[info]completelysane
2015-08-29 08:28 pm UTC (link)
How do you "sort of" have a criminal record?

But, hey, free stuff, that's good.

If it makes you feel any better, in my Dreams I'm either an ethically challenged scientist or a fool-hardy space marine. Its kind of hard watching the space marine version of myself be a complete idiot.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-29 08:30 pm UTC (link)
I burgled this big corporation because they were embezzling money from their clients. And then I drove the CEO's car into his pool.

Apparently that gets a guy thrown in prison.

These dreams are messed up. Ours sound considerably better than most of the crap you read about though.

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[info]completelysane
2015-08-29 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Sounds justifiable to me.

I guess. Mine like to confuse the fuck out of me. For awhile I wasn't sure who I was.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-29 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm pretty happy mine are more or less straight forward.

Do you think yours will get worse or have they plateaued?

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[info]completelysane
2015-08-29 08:44 pm UTC (link)
I'm not really sure. I haven't dreamed I'm Dr. Church in a while, but I know what he's been doing and it's not good. Eventually there'll be some kind of fall-out.

And apparently there is a war going on.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 02:53 am UTC (link)
Wow. That is a lot of dream for one person.

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[info]completelysane
2015-08-30 02:56 am UTC (link)
No kidding.

I'd rather be eating Baskin Robbins.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 03:08 am UTC (link)
Or not eating Baskin Robbins, as it goes.

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[info]completelysane
2015-08-30 03:22 am UTC (link)
Beats getting fried at Baskin Robbins.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 06:42 am UTC (link)
But only marginally.

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[info]calibrations
2015-08-29 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Your dreamself has been robbed from free ice cream opportunities. Very tragic.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-29 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Less about wanting ice cream and more trying to figure out how to pay child support.

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[info]calibrations
2015-08-29 09:04 pm UTC (link)
So the plot thickens. Awkwardly.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-29 09:10 pm UTC (link)
You know, there's a lot of shit going on in the world these days. Have you read the news? It's depressing.

So apologies if I'm trying to lighten up the internet a little bit to break up the monotony of people getting shot and dying at barbed wire boarders.

We good?

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[info]calibrations
2015-08-29 09:13 pm UTC (link)
I think you misconstrued by sarcasm as rudeness, which...wasn't the intention. Because the next thing I was going to ask was if you had a kid here to mirror that. My best friend had an estranged son in his dreams, turns out the same kid was also his estranged son here, but there was a heartfelt reunion and such.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 02:54 am UTC (link)
Sorry. My internet game today has been way, way off.

I really am getting old.

Anyway, no, I don't. No little girl here to make dead end jobs feel bearable.

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[info]calibrations
2015-08-30 03:13 am UTC (link)
Nah. It's hard to interpret tone over the internet anyway, so I can see where I might have come off as a dick.

So what's with the 'dead end' job, if you've got a degree?

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 04:09 am UTC (link)
At least you're cool with it. I wasn't ready to get into shit on the internet.

In real life, I have a great job. To make it clear. In the dreams, I stole some money from some people and got put in jail.

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[info]calibrations
2015-08-30 03:19 pm UTC (link)
I don't make it a habit of shit starting on the internet, don't worry.

Ah, yeah. A record makes it tough to find anything decent. What do you do here?

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-09-02 05:04 am UTC (link)
Here I'm an engineer at Stark Industries. Which is a pretty fantastic job, if I say so myself.

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[info]i_am_groot_
2015-08-30 12:07 am UTC (link)
Baskin Robbins don't play.







[OOC: I'm sorry, I HAD to LOL]

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 02:55 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry?

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[info]i_am_groot_
2015-08-31 12:26 am UTC (link)
Just sayin'. You'd be surprised how some chains are just stupid picky about people's pasts, including dudes with records. I had friends who got kicked out of everything from Starbucks to...actually, Baskin Robbins just cuz they had a few 'incidents'.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-09-02 05:01 am UTC (link)
No, sorry, it just sounded like something someone would say in my dreams.

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[info]the_wasp
2015-08-30 12:30 am UTC (link)
That's pretty bad!

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 02:55 am UTC (link)
It can only go up from here, right?

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[info]the_wasp
2015-08-30 03:04 am UTC (link)
What if it was one of those self-service gas stations?

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 03:07 am UTC (link)
I'm surprised I didn't try to get hired at one of those. They probably don't care about the criminal record.

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[info]the_wasp
2015-08-30 03:50 am UTC (link)
You'd have access to getaway gas?

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 04:08 am UTC (link)
Where were you when my dream self needed you?

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[info]the_wasp
2015-08-30 05:25 am UTC (link)
Saving the world or being a fashion queen.

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 05:28 am UTC (link)
Well. That's just rude.

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[info]the_wasp
2015-08-30 05:55 am UTC (link)
Never said I was a saint!

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[info]ruinsmoments
2015-08-30 05:56 am UTC (link)
Clearly not.

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