I'm glad someone can. I swear it's like every dream where I grew up gets more messed up. Or I guess I just got more aware of how messed up that version of Morganville is. I wasn't all that surprised in the dream that he was a vampire so I guess they've been a part of my life for a while.
What are the ones in your dreams like? Sorry - I just don't remember seeing a whole lot of people talking about vampires on here so I'm curious.