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Katou (katoustheshit) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-08-13 10:21:00

Entry tags:

agent washington, akane tendo, isabelle lightwood, kung jin, ranma saotome, yue katou, zatanna zatara

Dream Katou just continues to prove himself to be the baddest badass of all time. Last night in dream land, he ripped off his own rotting arm so he could make some space for a brand-spanking new one. Check this out.

By day, kind of a sleek new design. Very cool, very modern.

But by night, it really takes my Edward Scissorhands cosplay to a whole new level. There's no way I'm losing the costume contest this Halloween.

So I guess there's an upside to keeping a mad scientist chick who wants to dissect you around, eh? This is pretty sick though. I'm getting all them dream perks with none of that dream work.

[Filtered to Friends]

Hey, I'm back! There was some dream stuff and I needed some time alone. Hope I didn't miss anything awesome.

[Filtered to Akane]

Hey. You got any hobbies or something? Something not boring like teaching at the dojo or doing school work.

[Filtered to Zee]

So, looks like it all kinda worked itself out. So uh, I guess the whole new arm thing was probably why the whole healing thing didn't really pan out. You did better than them healers in my dreams though.

((OOC: Pretending scans are actual photos because there's zero chance of me finding photos of Katou's arm.))

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	katoustheshit 2015-08-19 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Try to play guitar, probably, unless the OC throws something at me to fight. It ain't like I've got a ton of people I wanna jam my fist through over here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	completelysane 2015-08-19 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Playing the guitar with that arm will be very metal, Angel. Props to you. Not wanting to put your fist through a person is a good thing, especially since you're likely to kill that person now... Do you know how fight, outside your dreams, I mean? If you don't I could probably teach you a thing or two, if you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

katoustheshit
2015-08-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)

Right? This arm's gonna be the most badass accessory every man. I could be that cool punk rock guitarist with the super cool prosthetic arm.

Well, the goal'd be to kill that person over there too. It's not like I'm running my hands through people's chest to say hello.

I spar with my pal Izzy sometimes, but I could always go with more practice. If my dreams are anything to go by my strategy seems to be "They leave themselves wide open if they jam their weapon in me."

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	completelysane 2015-08-19 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	You totally could. I bet you'd rock that shit. That...would be a very interesting way to greet someone. ~~I know a couple of gals who probably would say hello that way if they could~~ Not necessarily a useless tactic, but I could teach you something else that doesn't require as much stabby in your body. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katoustheshit 2015-08-20 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	Like buddy from that one band. ~~I should know this.~~ The drummer guy. It's like an extra intimate hug. Yeah, I think I'd probably appreciate that. I feel like avoiding being stabbed over here'd be for the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	completelysane 2015-08-20 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	Def Leopard? HAHA! Ok, so now all I can picture is you hugging your enemies to death. Sure thing. Just let me know when...and probably where. I don't think my down stairs neighbors would appreciate us sparing in my living room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	katoustheshit 2015-08-20 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	That's the one! You know, they were originally gonna call themselves Deaf Leopard, but they thought it sounded too much like a punk band. 'cause punks are so renowned for their spelling or somethin. I'm the friendliest little champion around, dontcha know. There's this gym I use. You don't got no powers or nothing, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	completelysane 2015-08-20 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Huh, imagine that. The only thing about the band itself I remember is how the drummer would spin upside down in like this gyro-thing while he played. </i>That</i> was bad ass. Sure you are, Angel. Other than being a washed-up marine, no, no powers. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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