Vampires? Are they the dangerous Dracula kind or the less interesting Twilight kind?
I can't say as that I would like an animal that bit me every time I saw it, magic goat or not.
I'll have to do some research on the European badger. But speaking of small furry animals, I saw a cute video the other day about a tiny little weasel the other day.
Love Hope and Dreams are pretty vague items to sell. Sounds very much like a pandering pitch if you ask me. However, if he was really selling killer animals, wouldn't they be illegal? Then again, perhaps law enforcement (other than yourself your friend) has never encountered asexual flesh eating rabbits before. What makes you think drugs are involved?