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Garrus Vakarian killed three guys with one bullet. (notasstylishly) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-04-06 20:16:00

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galadriel, garrus vakarian, neena thurman (domino), nyota uhura, thor odinson

You know what I really hate? Trees.

At first, that sounds insane, right? I mean, who hates trees? Well, I do. Why you ask? Because apparently I am the 1% and the 99% (which are trees) are staging a protest by occupying my lungs.

The metaphor is weak, but you see where I'm going with this. Allergies are the pits.

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	thunderer_god 2012-04-07 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Allergies are the worst! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but you say it so cheerfully. How is the pollen ever going to learn its lesson? Garrus Vakarian, by the way. Meant this to be an introduction sort of post, but forgot that too in the Benadryl haze. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thunderer_god 2012-04-07 03:53 am UTC (link)
	My allergens have the benefits of being cute and cuddly, so I can be enthusiastic. Yours, well, okay, Pollen isn't cute at all. I'm Thor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Evil is never cute, Thor. That's just what it wants you to think. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	artanis 2012-04-07 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh, come on now, Trees aren't all bad. Without them what would you breath? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Probably air. God knows it's not being breathed right now. I swear, every time I take a breath I'm purring. Human beings don't purr, as a rule. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	artanis 2012-04-07 05:28 am UTC (link)
	You're still breathing air right now, it's your body that is the problem. I don't mean to pry, I'm just a big advocate of trees. I'm sad to hear they're making you so sick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 05:30 am UTC (link)
	I really am only kidding. Hyperbole is an effective form of humor. It just happens every spring. This is the first time I've had a place to bitch so publicly about it. Couldn't resist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	artanis 2012-04-07 05:37 am UTC (link)
	I understand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Hate to come off as pointlessly homicidal due to seasonal allergies. Treeicidal? Whichever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	artanis 2012-04-07 05:41 am UTC (link)
	No, you don't come off that way at all. I was prying. I apologize. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 05:43 am UTC (link)
	It's a public network. Not sure that's really the case, no apology necessary. Don't believe we've met though, and for that I'm sorry. I'm Garrus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	artanis 2012-04-07 05:45 am UTC (link)
	It's a pleasure, Garrus. My name is Galadriel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Pleasure's all mine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nyotauhura 2012-04-07 05:49 am UTC (link)
	It's all the orange groves that get to me. I've had a headache all day. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 05:50 am UTC (link)
	I've never figured out which ones are doing it. If I do, they probably should... okay, who am I kidding. They're trees. And I'm sane. But I'll at least yell at them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nyotauhura 2012-04-07 05:51 am UTC (link)
	They deserve a good talking to at the very least. I'm with you on that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 05:53 am UTC (link)
	They'll never see it coming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nyotauhura 2012-04-07 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Considering most people don't talk to trees? Probably not. I'm Uhura. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 05:59 am UTC (link)
	That's not true, there's a gentleman on 44th and Vine who has all kinds of conversations with trees, benches and sidewalks. Garrus. It's nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nyotauhura 2012-04-07 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't aware the gentleman on 44th and Vine was most people. Likewise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 06:01 am UTC (link)
	To hear him tell it, there's at least seven billion of him, all invisible. Clearly he's on to something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nyotauhura 2012-04-07 06:09 am UTC (link)
	He's sounds like a charmer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 06:12 am UTC (link)
	He's harmless. I think. I mean, come on. He's not really a tree, so I have no beef. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nyotauhura 2012-04-07 06:24 am UTC (link)
	I can't say I have any beef with him either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 06:25 am UTC (link)
	I see we've exited subtle sarcasm territory and entered full mocking then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nyotauhura 2012-04-07 06:29 am UTC (link)
	It's my specialty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-07 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Lucky me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ever_vigilant 2012-04-07 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Those trees are bastards. I hate stakeouts that involve trees. ~~The sneezing messes my aim~~ The sneezing messes up my view with the binoculars. It's also messy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notasstylishly 2012-04-08 02:27 am UTC (link)
	You'd think they'd be more considerate of people in those kinds of situations. (Reply to this) (Parent)