outtahell (outtahell) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-07-27 13:50:00 |
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Current mood: | aggravated |
Entry tags: | cassandra anderson, dean winchester, romany wisdom |
...Mom's decided we should keep her favorites out of the batch of furry things and that I am going to leave the shop to my employee for the afternoon tomorrow and join her for a drive out to the country where we release the others in a big ceremony of life affirmation or something like that. ...I think Mom got into the stash under the till again
It hasn't actually happened yet, but any ideas for getting rid of a pile of them really really fast would be welcome. They've eaten the offering packets, they've eaten the niche novelty stuff like the Budha shaped pasta, which I really think is pretty offensive anyway, but it's still a big seller, and have gotten into the hemp products, which they actually seem to enjoy. It does make them a little more mellow, but when they're mellow, they've started breeding MORE.
The last straw was when they found and ate my apple pie. My fucking apple pie. That alone means that these little bastards have to die.
We tried a banishing ritual, we tried just having them go outside, but none of that's actually working here. Mom's idea though? Craziest of all, and it's not happening. If I could have some evidence to show her why this sucks? I'd appreciate it.