Ahh, such a witty sense of humour. Looks like those things do indeed travel in both directions. Brilliant deductions on our parts. Really no wonder we're in our chosen professions, hm?
Have a fantastic time, officer, writing your tickets. I'm certain it's quite satisfying rounding up all of those bad guys who are engaging in criminal trespass against traffic signals and the likes. Do make certain you've checked the parking meters in the vicinity, while you're at it? Some of them may have expired. Ta.