Oh! Wow. Everything makes much more sense now. Should I ask about evil stepsisters and a stepmother? Is that rude of me?
I'd be the one obsessively stalking my registry to see what people have bought so far, to be honest. But all that scanning and picking out things to much. Like China and silverware. The expensive kind that's somehow over $100, which doesn't really matter, as people tend to buy expensive things for the bride and groom anyway.