I can see that going over well with my boss. "Why did you shoot this man?" "Well, I had a Dream where he shot me first." Though I'll definitely be keeping a look out for this guy. I wonder if D is here too...
D's this man who owns a petshop in Chinatown. I'm not sure if I mentioned to you my dream about the man eating asexual rabbits that almost overran LA? He sold the first one. He also convinced this man that this giant fucking fish was a mermaid and was his dead wife (I assume through the use of drugs), and then the man got eatten by said fish. There are rumours that he sells people as pets. Oh, and for a while he was dating a serial killing cannibal (who ended up ripping out his own heart and tried to eat it while he was in prison. Explain that one), though I guess in his defense said serial killing cannibal did try to eat him. ... And he really likes sweets, so I guess I just bring them because he's more likely to talk. Not really cop duty, no. The Chief actually disapproves of how much time I spend at D's shop, but I'm sure someday he'll slip up and I'll actually get enough evidence to slap a pair of handcuffs on him, Chinatown politics be damned.
He actually gave me the plant that I got from my dreams.
That's... wow. He hasn't done anything like that here, has he?