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Doreen Green is squirrely. (gla_represent) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-05-18 22:16:00

Entry tags:

doreen green (squirrel girl), jessica moore, kevin flynn, michael glass, t'challa (black panther)

As far as evil plans go, an Inebriation Ray isn't ... awful, I guess? You tried, AIM. You tried.

Also, why do I keep teaming up with Wade? ~~And why do I miss him?~~

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	lovesaves 2015-05-25 01:27 am UTC (link)
	An Inebriation Ray? Seriously? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-25 03:02 am UTC (link)
	It worked, mostly! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lovesaves 2015-05-29 04:03 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like it would be hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	towngoldenboy 2015-05-25 01:31 am UTC (link)
	A for effort? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-25 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, they just forgot that Wade can't really get drunk and I metabolize things super fast so sucks to be them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	towngoldenboy 2015-05-29 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Normally I'd say maybe they'll get it next time but I think in this case - probably better they don't with evil plans and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-29 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, fingers crossed they never do. But I'll just keep beating them if they try! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	towngoldenboy 2015-05-31 01:21 am UTC (link)
	And sharing with the rest of the things they come up with? Because I'm thinking they've got to have other ones that are good for laughs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-06-01 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah, they pretty much always try. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greetngsprogrms 2015-05-25 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Would make for great board meetings if I had one of those. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-25 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Well, get to work, dude! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greetngsprogrms 2015-05-25 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Hey, your AIM guys invented it! And I meant to get the other guys drunk off their asses. Not me. I gotta represent the company. And be the guy to take all the embarrassing video and pics to post the following day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-25 04:38 am UTC (link)
	I'm not part of AIM! And that's a devious plan, inebriating your investors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greetngsprogrms 2015-05-25 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Okay. So who is AIM? Besides an outdated messaging service. It is, isn't it? Would make it easier to get ideas through the pipeline. Although now it's not as hard now that I'm CEO. Still, it'd lighten the mood on Mondays. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-25 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Advanced Idea Mechanics. Scientists who wanna take over the world with ~sciiiiiiiience~. Tottally Trashed Thursdays! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greetngsprogrms 2015-05-25 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously? Sounds like an Inspector Gadget bad guy. Do they always come up with goofy inventions? Ha! And here I was gonna go with Margarita Mondays. I like yours better. Kevin Flynn, by the way. Don't think I introduced myself. Also, who's Wade? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-26 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, don't get me started on Robo Rexes. I'm Doreen Green, it's nice to meet you! Wade's a guy from my dreams that had a crush on me and joined the Great Lakes Avengers after I beat him. He won't say he has a crush on me, but he owns me themed underpants, so that must count. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greetngsprogrms 2015-05-27 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Robo...Rexes? Please tell me they're tiny robot T-Rex's. Pleeeease. Nice to meet you too, Doreen! Great Lakes Avengers? Also, themed underpants of a crush is kinda...wrong. Like, restraining order wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-28 12:53 am UTC (link)
	God, I wish, that would be better. More ... rockety things with T-Rex heads. But if you want to invent tiny robot T-Rexes, I am behind that 100% Yeah, the superhero group I was a part of. And Wade's wrong on a lot of levels. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_kingofthedead_ 2015-05-25 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Wade? As in...Wade Wilson? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-25 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Um, yeah. oh god he isn't here is he? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kingofthedead_ 2015-05-25 05:06 am UTC (link)
	I certainly hope not. I have dreamt of him and it was not a pleasant one. A part of me wishes to tear him limb from limb as a result. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-25 05:59 am UTC (link)
	That's mean! Understandable, but totally mean! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_kingofthedead_
2015-05-25 09:21 pm UTC (link)

He led a team into my country under the pay of Achebe, to kill certain individuals. Achebe is a man who has consistently tried to undermine my rule and the stability of Wakanda.

I don't think I'm capable of harming another, so you have nothing to fear. I do not have the upbringing my dream self has, in particular fighting skills.

Plus, I believe the mercenary has an uncanny ability to heal rather quickly.

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	gla_represent 2015-05-26 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Okay, that's kind of a dick thing to do. Yeah, Wade's special that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kingofthedead_ 2015-05-27 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Indeed. I wonder if he has any moral compass at all. It's...disturbing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-28 12:54 am UTC (link)
	I don't think so. I think crazy > morals with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kingofthedead_ 2015-05-28 02:00 am UTC (link)
	So if you have encountered someone from my dreamworld, miss, then I realize now that you too much also be from that same world. My name is T'Challa Okonkwo; I am known as Black Panther in our world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-28 04:14 am UTC (link)
	OH YOU'RE THAT GUY (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kingofthedead_ 2015-05-28 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	You know me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-05-28 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I've heard of you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kingofthedead_ 2015-05-31 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Apparently I have a reputation that precedes me. May I ask your name, as well as what you go by in our world? I would assume if you're fighting something like AIM, you must be a super hero as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gla_represent 2015-06-01 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm Doreen Green, also known as Squirrel Girl! (Reply to this) (Parent)