[Roy]
We get a pass on what our dream-selves did, deal? I don't know about you, but I get enough trouble over my real-world fuck ups. Mom threatened to ground me today. Apparently 'I don't want to tell you' is enough reason to refuse to answer questions.
...which in comparison to your troubles isn't a big deal at all.
Any time you want to try punching me, just let me know. Or we could practice throwing things.