I am beyond serious. But then again, if you deep fry any sort of critter, besides maybe one of them toxic creatures or say...a dung beetles (wouldn't even be curious about that one), it's gonna be pretty tasty.
Skin it, one slice to gut it, give it a rinse and a pat down, buttermilk and seasoned flour to dredge it through, drop 'em in and give them a fry for about 8 minutes or so. Then you drain off the oil by throwing the critters on a paper towel.
Once you get a good pile of them? Crack open a cold beer, dunk 'em in some spicy BBQ sauce, and it's like the best damn chicken nugget you ever had.