A Nubbins. Or a living Furby as it's been determined he looks like.
It's a struggle to determine whether to go back to school for your Masters and get even further into debt, or put your Bachelor's degree to some use. Both have pros and cons.
Actually, I do. An ex of mine's brother had one and he totally showed me the ropes when I expressed interest in it.
And that's only stuff she did in my dreams. She did worse in this life.