How dare you insinuate that I would harm my precious Sir Pounce-A-Lot. I am deeply offended.
And I'm not saying he would be on fire. Just that the tree he was trapped in would be on fire. Do try to keep up, Culls. I just wanted to make sure that if the situation were to ever arise, his fate wouldn't be left in the hands of a cat hating monster who wanted to poison him. If you had just rescued him from the tree before it got set on fire in the first place, we wouldn't be in this mess, now would we?