Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-07-23 19:38:00 |
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Entry tags: | neena thurman (domino), pete wisdom, romany wisdom |
Dear housemates [filtered to Romany and Neena]
I thought I said no bloody PETS in the HOUSE because I do not LIKE pets. Whatever small fuzzy thing that I stomped on while pacing and making overseas phonecalls, that squeaked like some dying thing afterward? I'm pleased to inform you that I picked the hairy little...it's like one hairy ball that's lost it's mate...I picked up the whatever it is? I went into the loo and dropped the thing into the toilet and flushed it, since I've probably squashed it's insides all over. For all I know, it's a floater in there, or it got stuck like a clog halfway down, or...I can't be arsed right now to go look. I'm busy. There's boats and things. Whoever let it in can go find out later if they need the plunger or they can take a piss outside, I suppose.
That's why you don't let headless bloody fat bastard hamsters run about underfoot.
That's why pets are horrid and I hate them.
I'll be doing that to any other pets I find.
You have been warned.