I'm a vampire because of the dreams, and given those dreams, you will probably be one too at some point. I don't blame you, or really anything. I LIKE being a vampire. My body is a rockstar. I rarely get tired, I don't get sick, I cut myself and I heal instantly, I don't gain weight, and then there is pure stamina. I literally can hear a pin drop which is an interesting sensory assault at first. Ticking clocks drove me crazy. I can compel people to do things. I'm fanged fucking Superman. It's got a few drawbacks, but I like it, even the fact that I drink blood daily. I'm immortal. Who wouldn't want that?