PERSON NEAL WHO RUNS AN OUTREACH CENTER THAT APPARENTLY LOGAN OWNS:
I didn't know how to get a hold of you. Logan's my ex something something and said you might need help? I like helping, helping is good.
EVERYONE ELSE:
Did you know that KFC in the Philippines has a Double Down hot dog? I kind of want one now, but it also kind of looks disgusting. I think I'd probably only eat it if I was really super drunk.
Edit; Korea has a Double Down Max, which is a Double Down with a burger in the middle.