But you have to eat a lot of it for that to happen, right? Eww, I really hope that lecture wasn't before lunch because something like that would just put you off eating for a while.
I don't think I've ever fallen asleep on the floor. The bathtub yes, floor, no. I'm guessing that was after a shift of death, as in stupidly long not lots of death. That sucks, you need to be careful you don't do damage to yourself.
That's one of the downfalls of being an adult, we have to be responsible for our own health and well being, can't rely on others to do it for us.