Well, it's not really a secret that cheese can make you horribly constipated. If I remember the lecture right, it went into bowel obstruction, then megacolon then death. I'm going to be honest, it was always hilarious to us too.
I've just fallen asleep on the floor a couple times. I couldn't even get myself to the couch. Unfortunately I live alone, so I tend to stay in the same state I left myself in.
Well damn. Looks like I have to be responsible for my own health and well being now.