There's only so many times they the 'LSD' scenario can be recycled, and frankly, a new excuse might be necessary. Or we have some impressive drug lords in the area, and considering this month's luck with the criminal activity, it wouldn't be the most surprising thing.
As for the naked man in the backyard with the ability to heal, that's surely a new one. Congratulations.
Preparation is good, but no one can exactly be prepared for what this area tends to gift you with.