[Damon/Elena} You know we get together already, quite awhile after the point you left off. I do some pretty bad things that you will see pretty soon. Do you think you can avoid being mad at me for them?
No offense to my little brother, but I'm laughing - a lot. We do get to have quite a few of those sexy times. :P
Just think about you and I at Jeremy's parent teacher conference, and a desk that will never be the same.