Nano
All I bigged up was my hair! I have very nice, fluffy hair. I'm proud of it. I don't have either a toupee or hair plugs, unlike a certain other Captain. That was the only full of myself point I was making. My soup not being good enough, of course. You're a chef, I can only imagine you'll be pickier about my food than about me as a person.
You missed out on a prime opportunity there. "A big hunk of meat in your end-o, my friend-o".