Nano
I may be blonde, but I have the kind of locks that Kirk only dreamed of having, so it makes up for it. I also refuse to be Rand. If I must be someone blonde, make it Chapel. I can make you soup and you can throw it at me for not being good enough (or because you can't control your Pon Farr, you know, either way, I'm just assuming it'd be the latter in this non Star Trek reality).