Nano
The bluerays could be used to tempt it into going even faster, not unlike the fake rabbits at those horrid greyhound races.
It wouldn't be false. As it happens, I make a point to put in my best effort almost, every time. The pleasure of my sexual partners is important to me, I'll have you know.
Gotta admit, if I were a serial killer, I'd go for that name. It's not bad.