Nano
The Lalna Sex Horse would win the Triple Crown, my friend. Easily.
I'm not sure I see exactly what the risk involved is. A possible bad lay? You just had one, didn't you? Besides, all this talk about my lack of sexual prowess is just making me want to prove you wrong. A lot can be said for the effort one might put into proving a point.
Granted I guess I could be a serial killer, but I'm definitely not. I'm too much of a wussy to kill someone.